suicidurs:

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

“He speaks in this one.”

Jeremy Renner, on what Hawkeye does Avengers 2 ( source )

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

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