When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be
I tried to make a pun about elastic but it was a stretch
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
harry potter series + a short summary
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
City Park | June 2014, New Orleans