cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

saddeer:

fartpiss:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

this place is called Lucky Puppy and its in Maybee Michigan and you should all go look and like their facebook page because it will 100% cheer you up forever

my dog stayed here there are tvs in the dogs’ rooms

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is

Im in love with Chris Pratt

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

clrama:

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itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must have been like YOOOOOOOOO

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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